While we previously believed Joel Poland to be an alien due to his freakish ability, we have since learned his identity to be a robot. His talent level is simply too high to be from any planet in this galaxy. We recently discovered his robot core when he skinned his knee and sparks flew off the ground and oil was leaked onto the pavement. The light bulb went off and we realized how he was able to constantly invent new tricks and train at such an amazing pace. Joel is truly unique, and we are stoked to welcome the future of AI with open arms, use your power for good, Polish.